Despite seeing in only two dimensions, Petey trains for a career in competitive sports.
We’re more confused than ever.
Most of Petey’s body is covered with fur.
His head, however, is covered with what can best be described as “hair.”
Wallace and Winnie are not fans of Petey.
This is probably because they are not fans of being obsessively herded to the area under my bed.
Petey is my mystery mutt. Some have suggested he’s an ewok/mogwai/shih tzu/falcor/brussels griffon mix.
The possibility that he’s an entirely new species—perhaps from another planet—cannot be ruled out at this time.
Petey has one eye and occasionally oinks.
Is it possible he’s imaginary?